Sometimes you see a beautiful babe and just can’t help but to toast her, usually that’s okay, but if you’re in any of these places you may want to think twice.
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she’s vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she’s going to do is give you the attention.
2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She’ll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.
3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn’t make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .
4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun … no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.
5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe, if you’ve been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon….. my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day.
