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1. The Geek

These set of people are those who capitalize on the lack of knowledge of other groups. These people can make a N5000 have the feature of A N25,000 phone. I love these group. People know them but these guys remain silent until they’re called.

2. The Phone Joseph

These people are like Joseph in the bible that had dream about his future. The only difference is that Joseph’s dreams came to reality but these guys would hardly or ever achieve that Dream. Every time you meet them, they may say “I wan buy BB z10 you know how much?, I wan buy iphone6. To buy na big wahala!

3. The IMUA Student

The I Must Use Android (IMUA) student will go to any length to get an Android phone. They won’t bother if the screen is broken or speaker sounds like an old radio, the charging post isn;t working or even if the phone can’t make calls. They will still buy the phone and try to fix it.


I fear this guy pass! These guys don’t have a smartphone. They aren’t even as smart as the geeks but their area of specialization is a plus to the android community. These poeple know the exact or approximate price of any smartphone in the market. Some can even tell you the specification of each phone.

5. Miss Posh

These are the Big Girls, they have virtually any and every social network on their phone. The only problem with this group is that they don’t know how to fix any problems on the phone and end up running to the Geeks for help. If na Whatsapp you wan fix, they don collect the babe number!

6. Mugu 1960

Consider yourself warned, these people should never touch your device. They’ll ave no idea how an Android phone works. Even if you give it to them to look at something they will accidentally end up on a different screen and look so confused. They have no idea how an android phone works. They’ll keep drawing patterns until your phone locks and will uninstall your most important app and delete you photos…all by accident.

7. The Drug Dealer

There’s a reason why it says drug dealer here. These guys change phones every week or month. They can use 6 different phones in a space of three weeks.

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